In today’s episode of WTF: There’s so much wrong in this world right now, please stop adding to it. How many different materials does one need? I couldn’t even fit the whole thing in the picture, but the left side has a giant, dark wood stained siding, attachment with a second floor patio on top with white railings. The right side has what looks like vinyl siding and a dinky porch. The front has black railings coming from the underbelly of this monster and snaking up to a set of double doors, and then they top it off with white railings up top. Hopefully the chopstick thin wood stained columns can support the roof in the next storm. Top it all off with random stucco diamonds all over it and every kind of window you can find. Just because you can doesn’t mean you should. (Can you imagine what the inside looks like??